IkoStar

From here, by this Russian bloke (I think) who’s clearly a genius. A creator of worlds, a maker of micro planets.

Anyway, this is what my ideal planet looks like. A manageable size. No idiots. No other people at all in fact. Well… maybe one other one (or someone who lived on their own planet (Angie probably) nearby. She could have her own planet, and could come over to mine if she was bored etc. That’s ok - I’m a bit busy at the moment, but I’ve got loads of books and an xbox or whatever).

I want cats as well (to keep the mice down etc). I’d also want some sort of spaceship as well so I could go and visit neighbouring planets… like this one :

Where I have been, in Actual Reality. It’s Bergen, and the beer is the most expensive in the world… but being reasonable, man must get drunk… especially if Susan is giving you loads of grief because your jacket keeps rustling.

There was nothing I could do about that. If you’ve got a rustly jacket, you’ve got a rustly jacket.