IkoStar

I’m in Australia and I don’t know where I am. In Australia. Somewhere - my sister has gone out for beer and it will be a miracle if any of them come back.

Here is my friend. Pretty much my only friend, apart from my sister who has gone for beer and who will never come back:

He’s a bit like birdy num num of whom I spoke earlier, but he’s green and orange and comes from Australia. And he sits on yer finger and eats toast.

My sister has come back without beer. I feel doomed.