IkoStar

Everything’s going to look like this:

Which will be quite good I suppose. What could possibly go wrong? It’ll be like living in a giant BMW advert but with more massive floaty robots.

Instead of laptops we’ll have things like cellphones with built in projectors, probably made out of laser beams and everything will be covered in smart-paint, and none of it will fucking work. There will be paint-on solar power generators, and plants with advertising on their leaves. In the future every tree will have it’s own gardner. Every gardner will make their own dirt and biodeisel out of rubbish stolen by specially trained crows.

And we’ll run out of helium. There’s nothing we can do about that really.

So that’s these floaty things fucked then. Unless they use hydrogen, which means they’ll be far less likely to take over the world because they’ll be constantly exploding, so that’s a silver lining.