How the fuck do they do that?
You see the sort of thing I have to put up with?

(in more detail) (and tinted blue, for no particular reason)

How do they do that? WHY do they do that? Unbefuckinglievable - you put them in your bag for a bit and 1/2 an hour later there’s been some sort of wire-fight and the mutinous little shits have got all intertwined.
It’s little things like this that push you over the edge.














“You put them in your bag…..”
Therein lies the problem, ladyboy. You carry stuff about in a handbag. Probably a Gucci knock-off.
Comment by Cedric Scrungefuttock — June 25, 2008 @ 7:13 pm
Is that you Deegan?
I suspect it probably is. The very first time we met - in the back of an itinerant labourer’s transit van, heading away from cleaning up the mess after a Tina Turner gig at Wembley, you said to the forman/boss bloke “Can Oi borrow a loit dare Cedric?” (I can’t do the voice), but I’ve never forgotten it…
Comment by Nick Taylor — June 25, 2008 @ 8:51 pm