IkoStar

Ok, this absolutely definitely proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that perpetual motion machines are possible, and that they’re probably used by extra terrestrials in spaceships like these:


even though everybody especially Josh said that they were probably viral advertising for Transformers, which they weren’t… otherwise the Transformer people would have said “see, see, how clever we are. What shiney cats are we etc” and generally preened as cats are want to do, but they didn’t. Nobody did, and if that isn’t evidence, nothing is. The silence of the cats speaks volumes… to anyone with the ears to listen.

If Einstein proved anything it was that Newton was talking out of his arse and just making stuff up as he went… and yet everyone believed him, like the bleating heards of wig-wearing quadrapeds that they are. It’s a well known fact that the only reason the laws of thermodynamics have maintained such traction down the decades is the petro-chemical-prison-industrial-war-complex want to keep us under their thumbs and sell us internal combustion engines… because if everyone could generate their own power, we’d be like GODS!!! GODS!!!!
Like this:

But with laser-beams coming out of our eyes, rather than like… raccoons for example, which is what we are. Raccoons. Laser-beamless raccoons.

(Not that I have anything against raccoons etc - some of my best friends are (imaginary) raccoons - but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t prefer to be a GOD!!! but with laserbeams and psychic powers etc. And a space ship with massive bio-domes like the one of Silent Running but with hyper-drive abilities as well. Kindof like a cross between the one of Farscape (the baby one with the guns and without all those muppets and Australians and things) and the Silent Running one, but a bit more up to date and with more firepower)